the angry inches

With the advent of summer, the nature of the spam emails I receive has changed to include far more diet-oriented spam. However, I continue to receive penis-enlargement spam. This can be confusing. One email says, "Say goodbye to excess inches!" while another boasts, "Add three inches in a week!"

To confuse the issue more, we need someone to start selling penis-shrinking pills, and someone else to hawk clitoris-enlargement pills.


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