Tuesday, December 04, 2007

100 Below: Volume 34

"St. Peter's."

"Is this Father O'Bannon's office?"

"Yes, it is."

"Then I'd like to reschedule my Brazil waxing appointment. Tomorrow is no good."

"I'm sorry, but Father's own schedule is rather full. Rearranging it would be--"

"I need this Brazil wax, lady. If I don't get it... the children's choir will be so disappointed."


"As will His Holiness."

"Excuse me?"

"I'm meeting the pope later this week and I can't be sporting peach fuzz just because my goddamn Brazil waxing couldn't be postponed."

"Let me see what I can do, Miss...?"


"Ms. Clinton, just a moment."


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