Monday, February 25, 2008

Oscar predictions

Best Sound Editing
Maximus Tiisgloo, "Buttock's Revenge 2: The Flapping Continues"

Best Musical Score
John Williams, "My Siamese Twin is Still a Virgin"

Best Special Effects
John Dykstra, "Space Labia Versus Yeast Beast"

Best Supporting Actress
Lilly Cockripper, "With My Goddamn Teeth"

Best Supporting Actor
Jean-Jacques Zigouillé, "Oh, Putain, Mes Couilles"

Best Actress
Minnie Driver, "Lintenpus the Pierced Navel"

Best Actor
Matt Damon, "The Bourne Leper"

Best Director
Clint Eastwood, "Urethra's Wrath"

Best Picture
"Flights of Sperm Sing Thee to Thy Rest" (Paramount)


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