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Have you heard the rumor that Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is actually the son of Fidel Castro and not Pierre Trudeau? I never really cared about this rumor; I put it on the same mental shelf where I put all that Birther nonsense surrounding President Obama (Obama was a shitty enough president without people having to invent claims about the circumstances of his birth). Then I saw this article, which makes the case that Justin Trudeau really is—no joke—Castro's son. The side-by-side photos are, to say the least, very compelling evidence for this. Not that Trudeau's provenance has any bearing on who he is as Prime Minister; he appears to be doing badly on that score without any help from his genetic heritage, whatever that heritage might be. Here's how the article begins:

UPDATED: Yes, Justin Trudeau is seriously Fidel Castro’s son. This isn’t a joke. Canada is literally conquered and under a dictatorship of Fidel Castro’s bastard, who is a murderous Communist psychopath just like his padre.

Pierre Trudeau started dating Margaret Sinclair in ARSH* 1968 when she was 18 and he was the 48-year-old Prime Minister of Canada. Margaret Sinclair was psychologically unstable and a sex pervert like Pierre Trudeau, who was also a closet Communist. Trudeau and Sinclair were “swingers” – perverts partaking in orgies, and Trudeau was an enthusiastic cuckold, enjoying watching other men fornicating with his fiancée/wife.

Pierre Trudeau and Margaret Sinclair married in March ARSH 1971 and honeymooned in the Caribbean where they met up with their Communist idol Fidel Castro. Castro, like most Communists, was also a sex pervert and engaged in orgies and cuckoldry with Pierre and Margaret Trudeau ON THEIR HONEYMOON.

Nine months later, in December, ARSH 1971, Justin “Trudeau” was born.

All I can do is look on in morbid fascination. Is any of this true? The above article is dripping with bias, which is one reason to suspect a partisan hit job, but look at those photos!

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*I had to look up what ARSH means, and it's apparently an alternative to labels like BC/AD or the more current (and politically correct) BCE/CE. It stands for Anno Reparatae Salutis Humanae, i.e., “In The Year Of The Reparation Of Human Salvation.” (source) I can't help thinking it looks a lot like the German word for "ass" (Arsch).