Saturday, July 01, 2023

The Critical Drinker takes on
"Indiana Jones and the Dildo of Destiny"

This sounds like an absolutely horrible movie. And the Drinker pulls no punches.

Let us all now watch in morbid fascination as the numbers roll in. A lot of people are predicting that this movie is going to fail hard. I'm in that camp, but there's always the possibility that, if this is Indy's swan song, low-information people might in fact flock to the film at first, artificially boosting the initial numbers. I shan't be among them.

BONUS: Jeremy Jahns does his spoiler talk about the movie.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.



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