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7 comments:
HA! Well done!
.....oh. MAN.
You just keep getting better at this. :)
Eh? Did that actually happen? Must've gotten overshadowed by the Bhutto assassination.
Good thing I check the Big Ho for my daily news...
Jeffery Hodges
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I just noticed that the Pope's outfit (I know there's a name for it... forgot it) has a headrest.
Kevin, you are one sick puppy. Which is, perhaps, one of your most endearing characteristics.
"I laughed until I peed. And then I kept laughing."
Kevin, these Pope-as-evil-emperor jokes are absolutely hilarious!
Very rad, Kevin.
You are getting very good at this.
It makes my brain go 'ha!'.
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