Saturday, March 03, 2007

vive le centrisme

I took the "Political Compass" test again (thanks, once again, to Brian, from whom I originally stole the link). I'm even more centrist than the last time:



Me for president. I speak French, but did not serve in Vietnam and have killed no Vietnamese people. I once ate a dog, though. Americans like candidates who eat dog. Oh, yeah-- horse, too. I've eaten horsemeat before. If the watchword for 2008 is "electability," then I'd say I've got the goods.


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7 comments:

  1. You should start a centrist dickhead party, Kevin.

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  2. I tested Economic Left/Right: -2.00
    Social Libertarian/ Authoritarian: -5.08

    Just missed your centrist dickhead region by a pube!

    And now, I'm off to buy an assault rifle to go hunt pro-lifers.

    -Jason

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  3. Economic Left/Right: -5.38
    Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.59

    I"m not very knowledgable about politics or what these terms mean so I don't even know what to think about them, but there's my standings.

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  4. My results:

    Economic Left/Right: -4.75
    Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.92

    Apparently, I'm in the neo-hippy, do-gooder neighborhood that Ghandi appears (somewhere between collectivism and anarchism.

    I'm four spaces down and four spaces to the left of where you are.

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  5. Economic Left/Right: -2.25
    Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.90

    Not quite a centrist... need to get a little more authoritarian for that. Maybe I should go hunting with Jason.

    My dad would probably faint if he saw these results... so much for the apple not falling far from the tree.

    I would bet that living in a foreign country has a lot to do with my scores, though.

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  6. Economic Left/Right: -4.88
    Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.64

    you are my most electable leader. all hail the hairy chasms. -donut

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  7. Econ Left/Right: 1.38
    Soc Lib/Auth: 0.46

    http://www.dprkstudies.org/images/rich-pol-comp.png

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