Ave, Justin!

Justin's always got something cool going on at Cosmic Buddha.

1. What do you do when someone offers you a little girl to have as your very own? And, no, this isn't a joke. If she's cute as a button and a prodigy to boot, do you keep her?

2. Imagine, if you will, a fish that survives the sushi-making process with most of its meat stripped away. This is probably the closest thing to undead that any of us will ever see. Such is the expertise of the sushi chef that the flayed fish swims bloodlessly about in the tank. I have a feeling, though, that its days are numbered. It didn't exactly look peppy after the chef was through with it.


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