Wednesday, May 30, 2007

my awesome country

Some asswipe shot a Wendy's manager after an argument over hot sauce packets? The guy apparently wanted ten packs of hot sauce, and shot the manager for slow service. He then sped off with a woman in tow.

I hope they find this dude and force-feed him two 10-packs of soft tacos from the nearest Taco Bell. Next, they need to make him sit in a cell for a few hours, until he feels the urge to shit. Then, they should take ten little packets of hot sauce, mix them with broken glass, and shove the wad up his ass. Finally, as the urge to shit is mounting inside the dude, they should leave it up to him to figure out how to remove the wad.

Yeah... Guantanamo needs an idea guy like me.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Nah nah nah....

They should jam a glass rod up his shween, bash his cock with a rubber mallet a few times, then make him slide down a 50 foot rusty razorblade into a splash down pool of hotsauce, then go into a refreshing shower of kerosene, and then be forced at gunpoint to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes at once, turning them into a firey hotsauce laden human torch. Kinda like a self-basting pig roast.

But... that's how I roll!