Monday, December 01, 2003

...but does the Maximum Leader practice forgiveness in his World Order?

The Maximum Leader's blog contains a link to what he terms his "weakness." I think she's cute, but the word on the radio today (107.3FM Washington, approx 8AM) was that she puked on the grave of the Unknown Soldier during a wreath-laying ceremony. Ever the loyal minion, I immediately went to Google to track down the incident, and through a link by "Bizarro Drudge," I called up the following article, which says in part:

While the "Party of Five" star was a guest at the ceremony to lay a wreath on the grave of the Unknown Soldier, she told a talk show host, she was suffering from a urinary infection. So she doubled the dosage of her medication and ended up vomiting while talking to a high-ranking military man.

As if that weren't enough, a bee later stung her on the neck, causing her to yelp repeatedly during the playing of "Hail to the Chief."

So maybe she didn't puke on the soldier's grave, but it sounds like she was engaging in reverse peristalsis while at the ceremony in question. Hard to tell, from the article, whether she blew chunks onto the "high-ranking military man."

Will the Maximum Leader find it in his heart to pardon the woman who tempts him so?

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