Saturday, July 09, 2005

one fugly son of a bitch

Having given you boobies, I now give you the World's Ugliest Dog:

(NB: I found this dog via a commenter's link on Annika's blog. More about the dog here.)

What goes through your mind when you look at Sam, the World's Ugliest Dog?

To me, Sam doesn't look alive. He's like a reanimated piece of dog jerky. He'll bark and yap in that creepy, undead way of his, then I'll pick him up by his scrawny tail, peel off a hind leg, and eat it. Then I'll chew thoughtfully as I contemplate my struggling, tasty, undead dog. Finally, I'll peel off another hind leg and toss Sam back onto the ground and let him drag himself around in excited little circles.


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