Saturday, May 20, 2006

North Korea and the missile

The question is being asked: Will North Korea fire off a missile?

It's a good question. "Fire off a missile" is American slang for "take a shit." In North Korea, where the natives dine on tree bark and each other, it's hard to say whether anyone in that sad country ever gets enough food to produce any shit.

My answer to the question is therefore:

NK might fire off a missile. Might. And it might create a stink.


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