Saturday, May 20, 2006

why, God? WHY?

Cyberspace is positively tumescent with inadvertently hilarious news stories about the deaths of small, helpless creatures. I once again find myself cackling evilly and wondering when a bolt of lightning will send me straight to the Ninth Circle. This time around, I cackle because "dozens" of fish are being killed by that orange wonder, Sunny Delight.

It's almost as though God is trying to blast the human race, but keeps flubbing the attempt. I hear James Kirk from "Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan" yelling, "You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman you keep missing the target!" Haw haw.


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