Monday, August 13, 2007

Jesus, Nathan...

Nathan sends me a link to what may well be the most horrifying picture I've ever seen. My eyes were flash-burned the instant I saw it; ashes are sifting out of my sockets as I blindly fumble through the typing of this blog entry. My inner child is shivering in a corner, babbling incoherently and rocking in its own feces.


Another cherished icon brutally violated.



Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

Big Ho, your inner child needs to return to Omelas.

As for the disturbing image that Nathan has sent ... well, I think that we have to turn to quantum physics and its theory of parallel universes to explain this one.

Otherwise, I can only conclude that antimatter has coalesced into an object exemplifying a clear and present danger to the entire universe.

Or ... that (shudder) Darth Vader has gone over to the 'dark' side.

If so, we must destroy this 'entity' without mercy.

Jeffery Hodges

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Anonymous said...

Hi Kevin!

I know a number of expats are fed up on the whole Hello Kitty experience that gets more or less force-fed to them, so I felt sure you'd have something to say about that one. If you can find your way to the commentary on that picture, it's quite funny, as a fellow talks about how he hates the image, while his wife loves it.

Elisson said...

Could it be his sister Darthy?

Anonymous said...

I sense a disturbance in the force.

BTW, try “Chad Vader” at youtube.