Wednesday, July 23, 2003

the postmortem haiku

I originally wrote this for the Naked Villain's blog, but decided to plop it over here as well. Just a little celebratory doggerel. A haiku. Verbal sushi.

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Hussein boys kick back
rockets strike their jacuzzi
four testicles boil


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How long until we catch Saddam, pull off his latex mask, and discover he's actually Hillary Clinton?

[UPDATE, 10:05PM: I decided to change the first line of the haiku ever so slightly. Is it an improvement?]
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