Tuesday, May 18, 2021


I've discovered that I love being pushed around in wheelchairs. Anytime I have a scan or test on a different floor, a wheelchair is brought to my room, I get in (on?), and I get wheeled to my destination. 

Wheelchairs are cool for us big people because they strain under our weight, which makes them roll funny. You can feel the chair's frame flexing around you as you roll; if you've never experienced this, I highly recommend it. Of course, if you're small, you'll never know this particular pleasure.

So, yeah: I think I love wheelchairs now, although I do feel sorry for the orderlies who have to take me from place to place. Poor bastards.

1 comment:

John Mac said...

I hope there isn't an Incheon to Busan wheelchair ride in your future. Who would you find to push you?