Tuesday, May 03, 2005

100 Below: Volume 7

"Jesus," growled Acheson. His flashlight played over the corpses and moved up to the two bloody impact points on the ceiling.

"Trans-urethral testicular expulsion," said Roberts grimly.

"Balls went right through the female's head," said Acheson.

"Guess she was on top, eh?" said Ruether unhelpfully.

"Third incident this week," said Roberts.

"What could make a man come so hard he shoots his balls out his dick?" wondered Ruether.

"Look," whispered Roberts, pointing at the bed.

Acheson aimed the flashlight down. Poking out from under the bed was the hoof of an obviously dead sheep.

A hoof in high heels.

Previous 100 Belows:

Volume 1

Volume 2

Volume 3

Volume 4

Volume 5

Volume 6


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