Half-remembered, retold from the pictures in a French comic (one of those hardback thingies published by Fluide Glacial):
...c'est comme le couple qui vient de se marier. Ils sont en train de rouler à leur hôtel, et la femme (qui n'a qu'une vingtaine d'ans) demande à son mari:
-Chéri, qu'est-ce que c'est qu'un pénis?
Le type en souriant lui dit:
-Ce soir, ma biche, tu vas voir.
Ils arrivent à l'hôtel, prennent la clé, et se précipitent à la chambre. Ils se déshabillent, et le mari montre sa verge à sa femme.
-Et... voilà! dit-il.
-Oho! s'écria-t-elle. Je comprends maintenant! C'est comme une quéquette, mais c'est plus petit!
[Yeah, OK, fine... it's an ancient joke and we have the same one in English. Note to non-francophones: "ma biche" does not mean "my bitch."]
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Monday, May 16, 2005
French joke
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