Friday, May 20, 2005

Friday panties

Dear So-and-so,

You know who you are, and you know which class you're in.

Please stop wearing micro-miniskirts to class, sitting directly across from me, and not closing your knees. You've been flashing your panties at me for nearly two weeks now, and I'm beginning to wonder whether I should be saying anything to you. I'm sure you don't mean to do what you're doing, and I'm trying my best not to stare, but your inviting little crotch with that sly little line of sight isn't making things easy.

Back, woman! Back!

The power of Christ compels you!
The panties-- uh, the power of Christ compels you!


Your Teacher Kevin


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