Tuesday, May 03, 2005

postal scrotum

DJ Chung writes in:

Nutella is not your friend.

Nutella has 100 calories (or is it kilocalories?) of energy per table spoon – more than a half cup of cooked rice.

Nutella is not your friend.

Nutella will not help you.

Nutella is not your friend.

Nutella, upon consumption, will immediately become fat around your waist and leave nothing for your scatological exercises.

Nutella is not your friend.

It's practically a poem.

But keep in mind:

Nutella tastes good.

Nutella is the perfect complement for bread and bananas.

Nutella looks, sounds, and feels like poop, yet miraculously isn't.

I really don't see what the problem is here.


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