Saturday, November 10, 2007

100 Below: Volume 33

"Don't move!" shouted the vagina. "We've got you surrounded!"

The penis remained where it was.

"Now-- slowly," said the vagina, "come out with your glans up!"

The penis emerged, proud and vaguely defiant.

"Now," said the vagina, "back inside!"

The penis obeyed with a mischievous grin.

"Now, back out! Now, in! Out! In! Out! In! Out! In..."

A few more "outs" and "ins" and she's gonna get a surprise, the penis thought. It could feel the explosion coming.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"In, out, in out, shake it all about! Do the hokey-pokey, and turn around, that's what it's all about!"