Saturday, November 10, 2007

Bienvenue en Corée, Paris!

You've heard by now that Paris Hilton is in Korea and has expressed her delight with bibim-bap, a rice-and-vegetable dish that ranks among my favorites as well.

The two ladies I was out with last night asked me whether I thought Paris Hilton was sexy. I told them no. She's not even sexy in a skanky way to me. She simply doesn't register, sexually speaking.

The above image is a composite of several images I found of various forms of Korean ddeok, a word we roughly translate as "(sticky) rice cake." The English translation doesn't really do justice to the concept of ddeok. The image of Paris comes from a frame of her sex video, which I haven't had the honor of seeing (it's almost impossible to watch videos on my ancient computer, and there's no way in hell I'm going to surf for porn at work).

The composite was something of a rush job as I'm busy this weekend, which is why I finished the process with the "neon glow" feature, hoping to add an artsy-fartsy twist that simultaneously covers most of the flaws and seams of the composite.

Enjoy Paris.*

*Not "Enjoy, Paris," which would be a remark directed to Paris herself. Commas, folks. They're there for a reason.


1 comment:

  1. I sympathise with your inability to watch porn on your ancient computer.

    You'll be pleased to know, they're making new ones these days.



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