Wednesday, May 06, 2020

Biden haikus

Trump: "Can grab kitties!"
Biden grabs kitties for real
no one says a thing

when finger slips in
is it really such a sin?
not if you're Biden

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff
sniff sniff LICK—whoops—sniff sniff sniff
switch to finger now

Creepy Joe tells tales
of wearing a priest's robes and
"entertaining" kids



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