Saturday, August 19, 2023

bulging eyes and exploding heads

A direct squirrel-to-"chimpunk" comparison in the following video as our narrator uses 9-millimeter rounds and explosive rounds to eliminate the pests invading his yard. Relative skull strength becomes obvious pretty quickly. Yikes.

The above video starts with the narrator showing off a tweeted tirade against his videos referencing how cruel the guy is and how abusive he is to the pests invading his yard. Although the ways in which some of the animals are dispatched easily qualify as gruesome and graphic, it's good to remember these are all head shots, which is the most humane way to go. The animal is dead before it even has a chance to realize what's just happened. These aren't lung, heart, or spine shots, where it's possible that the animal can linger on a few seconds after being shot, its final moments filled with pain and fear and confusion. I suppose the only alternative, for the squirrel-huggers, are those "cruelty-free" traps, which are of dubious reliability, and which don't solve the fundamental pest-control problem if all you do is release your quarry in another part of the neighborhood. Nah—I'd stick with head shots. Meanwhile, the squirrel-huggers can go hug themselves.



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