The program I designed:
Dress rehearsal on Wednesday was a royal mess, with major players constantly forgetting their lines. Today promises to be... exciting. For the director if for no one else.
But why worry? As Hamlet says in our production:
There are more things in heaven and earth, so piss off!
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The projectile we launched was big and lumpy and sort of funny, and it did make a rather mucus-y splash upon impact.
ReplyDeleteNo animals were cornholed in the making of this play. Which, when you think about it, is really too bad.
Sexy, sexy animals.
Kevin