(I'm hoping someone will catch the reference in this post's title.)
So I woke up this cloudy, grey morning and thought to myself:
You know... I really can't complain. What more does a man need than an ass full of crap, a nose full of snot, and a dick full of steel to face the day?
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Thursday, August 11, 2005
This will be a good life. Good enough.
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It begins here—an army—to bring sense to a world plagued by worse than thieves and murderers… This will be a good life… Good enough.
ReplyDelete- Batman
"You know... I really can't complain. What more does a man need than an ass full of crap, a nose full of snot, and a dick full of steel to face the day?"
Hmmm, how about a good place to relieve/remedy each of those?
That was just too damn easy, wasn't it.
ReplyDeleteIn answer to your question:
1. Hilton Hotel crapper
2. Madonna's pubes
3. Between the thighs of that girl on Joel's recent Girl Monday pic.
IMHO, #1 & #2 are interchangeable. But not, #2 & #3. And definitely not #1 & #3!!!
ReplyDeleteFinally some appreciation! All I've been getting was crap for not posting an Asian.
ReplyDeleteWell at least I think it's some appreciation, but that Madonna thing makes me question it.
Joel
"...and a dick full of steel to face the day?"
ReplyDeleteHave you been inserting things inside your pecker again? Doesn't that hurt?
Bwhahahahahaha!
Nomad-- you've set it up like a multiple choice question on the SAT!
ReplyDeleteJoel-- a lotta white guys have a thing for Asian chicks. It's about time we had some Asian guys with a thing for white chicks, ja?
But despite her whiteness, gap-toothed Madonna has never done it for me. She's never inspired me to rap about how much I wanna bust dat body. Angela Steelman, on the other hand, puts steel in the man.
...You know, when it's that easy to make a bad sexual pun out of some lady's name, you have to wonder whether it's her real name. A bit like when you're faced with the name Christy Canyon.
Wild Willy-- Thanks. My blog is definitely being taken over by the insane.
Kevin
Amen, brother!
ReplyDeleteRe: Willy's comment... I lived with a man (the WASband) who used to jam sharp objects into his shween--not a pretty sight! Oh God... the shame!
Why stop at Asian guys for a thing with white chicks? Why not white guys with a thing for white chicks? It'll blow them away.
ReplyDeleteI do find her name a little ironic considering the photos, but since it was taken from a surfing site where all the girls were amateur surfers I tend to think it might be her actual name.
Joel