Ah, prepuce. Haven't heard that word in a long time. Not in fact since sometime in the early 80s when I was at an exhibit either at the MET or its adjunct, further north, where they have all the rest of the medieval stuff. There among various religious items was a reliquary purported to have held the prepuce of Christ. A poofter standing next to me swooned into his partner's arms when his partner drew his attention to it.
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But did he de-smeg the wings before takeoff?
[Doing best Homer Simpson voice in head]
Mmmmmm, elephantiasis of the foreskin.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Chewy!
No de-smegging! Let the smeg fly free!
Kevin
Ah, prepuce. Haven't heard that word in a long time. Not in fact since sometime in the early 80s when I was at an exhibit either at the MET or its adjunct, further north, where they have all the rest of the medieval stuff. There among various religious items was a reliquary purported to have held the prepuce of Christ. A poofter standing next to me swooned into his partner's arms when his partner drew his attention to it.
Praeputium, I think, was the Latin.
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