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| a most boobular wind |
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| You gotta be a real slob to eat like that. My kinda girl. |
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| But she seems so happy about the situation. |
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| Little girls! Like father, like son, eh? |
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| Figure out where to put in the necessary commas. |
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| It's a long way to 2024. |
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| They won't. You know how this works. The GOP doesn't have the balls to punish anyone. |
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| I'm either "Average Joe" or "Whoa, there, Bubba." |
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| It works! |
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| That's what the left does: it projects. |
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| "Beware of falling rocks" signs are all over Korea. You never know when your number's up. |
re: boulder smashing car
I'm not very swift. It belatedly occurred to me that the Good Samaritan thing to do, in this instance, would be to offer that video to the driver of the wrecked car as evidence to present when looking for insurance coverage.
Okay, I'll play:
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Everything happens for a reason. But, sometimes, the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.
Last night, I went to the bar, and the most crazy thing happened. Some chick got her nipple pierced in front of me. On an unrelated subject, I suck at darts.
The Joseph and Mary meme cracked me up. That was an epiphany I had as a teenager that led me away from believing Bible stories are the literal truth. The one about rising from the dead after three days seems a bit far-fetched too. Does this mean I'm going to hell?
When you are trying to stay healthy, but your demons still haunt you.
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Everything happens for a reason. But, sometimes, the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.
No need for a comma after "But." The phrase "But sometimes" is an introductory phrase.
Last night, I went to the bar, and the most crazy thing happened. Some chick got her nipple pierced in front of me. On an unrelated subject, I suck at darts.
Interesting that you changed "went a bar" to "went to the bar." And I didn't mention this, but it seems to me that "most crazy" could be replaced by "craziest." I also see that "pierced in front of me!" lost its exclamation point. Calmer narrator?
Oh, yeah: your commas in that last sentence are good.
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