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Climate change ain't all bad.

And that's Activision's "Pitfall" on the screen. I had an Atari before they started calling it a 2600.

And they gave her the sequel-trilogy troops to train, I see.

You gotta know when to hold 'em... know when to fold 'em...

Steal my steak, shame on you. Steal it again, shame on me.

So it's a nice afterlife proposition, I guess.

Then again, I had sex education in the fifth grade and didn't end up fucking my classmates.

You always win when you move the goalposts.

Pretty much.

Notice how the left's own deniers conveniently disappeared. Luckily, many left records of their thoughts.

Delete that semicolon! And hyphenate "chest-feeding."

This is because the right lacks the aggression of the left.

I hope to see that.

I can hear Denis Leary singing his "Asshole!" song.

Sure seems as if it is, though.

Should be. But will it be?

Another commentary on the right's lack of testicular fortitude.

"It's okay when we do it."