Monday, November 28, 2005

100 Below: Volume 14

Tobias had unzipped his fly to allow his massive erection to hang out. It flapped wildly as he rounded the corner at a run and found Melissa’s digs.

“Ah, 2803,” he giggled. “Nice to meat you!”

He knocked and waited.

The door opened.

“HA HA!” Tobias yelled, ramming his schlong through the opening.

Melissa screamed. Slammed the door.

Tobias screamed, too. He couldn’t move.

His sausage was trapped between door and jamb. The pain was intense.

“Help!” Tobias sobbed.

He felt something. Something warm.

Something on the other side.

Hooray! His heart leapt. Melissa!

Then he heard a low growl.


_

2 comments:

  1. Flashers, mutilation, and bestiality all rolled into one short post.

    "Nice to meat you." LOL.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Many thanks.

    I think it'd be bestiality if the focus of Toby's passion were the dog, but as things stand, the dog is preparing to defend her master against a swollen (and potentially tasty?) alien probe.


    Kevin

    ReplyDelete

READ THIS BEFORE COMMENTING!

All comments are subject to approval before they are published, so they will not appear immediately. Comments should be civil, relevant, and substantive. Anonymous comments are not allowed and will be unceremoniously deleted. For more on my comments policy, please see this entry on my other blog.

AND A NEW RULE (per this post): comments critical of Trump's lying must include criticism of Biden's lying on a one-for-one basis! Failure to be balanced means your comment will not be published.