PURCELL, OK: COUPLE CRASH CAR INTO HOUSE WHILE ATTEMPTING 69 SEX POSITION WHILE DRIVING
Be sure to click. The photo is awesome.
PS: the dude is 56. His lady-love is 19. Right on!
The haiku I left in the comments at Instapundit:
Drunk-drive 69
changes into Chomp the Clam
and Bite the Sausage
The comments thread features lots of The World According to Garp jokes. I assume you get the reference to one of the most comic/tragic scenes in the novel.
ADDENDUM: a savvy commenter notes that there's a "Disclaimer: This is satire" tag appended to the very bottom of the article. Alas. I so wanted this to be true.
56 and 19? That sounds familiar. Although in these parts the man would be about ten years older than that on average.
ReplyDeleteI have had opportunities with a couple of 22-year-old females, but I just can't pull the trigger. I prefer women half my age, but that's just how I roll.
Well, you've heard the mathematical formula for creepiness: divide your age by 2 and add 7. That's the minimum age you can date; going below that age is officially creepy. So for me, I can't go below 32.
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