Monday, December 20, 2021

ode to the man who keeps losing women

you can stick a penis in it
but that doesn't mean you win it
you can get in bed and rock it
but her love ain't in your pocket
you can make her sing a high note
but her foot is still in your scrote
what's the use?
what's the use?
what's the use?

A friend says another woman just walked out on him. Luckily, he seems to live in a town with an endless supply of women, so I'm guessing he'll be back on his feet in no time.

1 comment:

John Mac said...

OMG! I think I know that guy! I love it!