Tuesday, December 14, 2021

triumph and tragedy

OK, since I'm in a confessional mood, I can say I didn't do the stairs tonight. There's the tragedy. But part of the reason why is that I experienced a triumph: I finally pooped out a payload that had been sitting in my ass since last Thursday. The cargo stank to high heaven, given that it had festered for several days, but boy, what a relief when it came out. (People who've followed me for years know I don't shy away from blogging about my intestines.) Unfortunately, I think there's more still to come out, and the situation has left me with a bit of an abdomen-ache. That's the real reason why I'm not doing the stairs.

Maybe I'll do some stairs tomorrow. We'll see.


Tom said...

If there is no photo, it never happened. Come on, Kevin.

Kevin Kim said...

Come visit my toilet. I'll show you personally.