Sunday, June 04, 2006

audioblog 1: the birth of foulness

Click the image below and enjoy this, the very first (and very brief) audioblog of BigHominid's Hairy Chasms.




Now, if only I could get my damn scanner and camera software working again...

UPDATE: What follows is "audioblog 1a," a tribute to Retarded Animal Babies Episode 14. In that episode, a grown-up Rabbit discusses another character, Puppy, who has become a fat, eyepatch-wearing, offworld despot living on the world of Boobulon, a planet made of breasts. The full quote in the episode, which cracks me up every time I hear it, is: "He rules a planet made entirely of BOOBS, constantly engorged in an extended, five-dimensionally infinite orgasm!" My own four-second tribute merely goes up to the word "boobs."

Enjoy.



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7 comments:

  1. Fanfreakintastic! Like the voice of God Almighty Himself. No wonder the chicks dig you.

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  2. The special effects certainly don't hurt. My real voice sounds more like Michael Jackson's.


    Kevin

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  3. Cracked me up laughing! I was going to say that it doesn't sound like you, but then read your comment.

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  4. I'd definitely use that in a soundbite if I ever audio blog

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  5. I have a feeling this is the start of something beautiful.

    And I don't think you sound like Michael Jackson. It takes a lot more than just grabbing your crotch all the time to sound like the King of Pop.

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  6. What's next, the toilet cam? Oh man...I dare you!

    Yeah baby!

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  7. Goodness... I finally was able to hear all of the audioblogs today while at work. I don't have the quicktime thingy at home.

    Loved the coughing-emphysemic satanic voice!

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