BigHominid's Hairy Chasms: election haiku

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

election haiku

winning Dems whack off
semen flying everywhere
Katherine Harris! DUCK!

The Dem backlash (Samuel L. Jackson might call it a blacklash) has begun.

die grosse Horsentitties,ja!

wasch nicht meine Lederhosen

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