Saturday, January 28, 2023

windfall

My severance pay for 4.5 years* of work at my company arrived on Thursday. The sum was over W20 million, which is, frankly, much more than I expected, especially given how much is taken out of my paycheck every month. I imagine there'll be some sort of comeuppance next year when tax time rolls around, but for the moment, I'm flush with cash and really need to get on my Acorns app to start investing. In the meantime, I will continue socking away money, especially now that I'm getting a raise. Soon, I'll post a video of me eatin' and smokin' some W10,000 bills, sittin' in my Caddy and surrounded by my hos.

Gangnam Style.

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*I should clarify that I've been with this company since 2015—more than seven years. I got smaller infusions of severance pay upon finishing my previous contracts. Those infusions were instrumental in helping me to pay off the last of my scholastic debt.



1 comment:

  1. It must be nice to be a millionaire! Well, you earned it. Good luck finding investment opportunities that provide returns at least equal to inflation.

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