Saturday, April 09, 2005

100 Below: Volume 6

"Come over for dinner," said the squid to his new pal, a gazelle.

The gazelle asked, "But how am I going to swim down to where you live?"

"No problem," said the squid. "Use this scuba gear."

"Cool," said the gazelle. "I'll see you Saturday."

Saturday came. The gazelle swam down, down to the squid's house.

"Glad you could make it for dinner," said the squid. Then he whipped out a speargun and shot the gazelle in the head.

"Dinner!" called the squid to his molluscan friends.

Previous 100 Belows:

Volume 1

Volume 2

Volume 3

Volume 4

Volume 5


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