Thursday, April 14, 2005

postal scrotum: slightly happy

Kangmi writes:

Are you a slightly happy hiker?

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Sorry, I couldn't resist.


How does one rate happiness? I've decided that an objective, quantitative measure is called for. My suggestion:

Measure the tensile strength of my morning wood.

This calls to mind that lovely exchange in the movie "Real Genius," where a girl resists Chris's (Val Kilmer's) attempts to bed her.

GIRL: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

V KILMER: (pause) Not right now.

GIRL: A girl's gotta have her standards.


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