and on the second day, he created hyperlinks

Yes, Renfield...

I think we've done it.

And now, let us see if we can insert a link or two.

Here's a link to my old website, BigHominid.com, on which nothing is currently happening.

Here's a link to my book, available on Amazon.com.

Yes!

They work!

Soon the rebellion will be crushed and young Skywalker will be one of us! Your work here is finished, my friend. Go back to the command ship and await my odors.